Thursday, March 17, 2011

St. Patrick's Day 2011

As a mother, I try to make the holidays memorable for my cuties.  Last year Rich, the hoodlums cuties and I loaded up in the van at what felt like was the crack of dawn, donning our best St. Patrick's Day garb, and headed to downtown Savannah.  If you want to actually get a decent parking place and a place to actually set up camp, you have to get there early!  So there we were, all five of us, finally in our chosen spot, ready for the parade to begin; did I mention we still had two hours to wait until the parade began?!  Yeah, the kids definitely got antsy, not to mention that we were freezing!  Overall, it was worth the headache, but I didn't deem it tradition worthy; I'm thinking maybe it can be an every other year event for the Maseda clan. 

Of course, along with the decision, came guilt; St. Patrick's Day is a HUGE deal where we live!  We are talking closing schools for this holiday!  Yeah, I had never heard of such either, until we moved here!  Growing up, we just made sure to wear green in order to prevent the dreaded pinching, and that usually was the end of the festivities; that however would never do here!  Considering that now I live in the land of the St. Patrick's Day lovers, and due to the fact that I have a lot of Irish blood in me and in my family tree, I couldn't let the day go uncelebrated. So, how did we celebrate this auspicious occasion you ask, or maybe you didn't; I'll tell you anyway.  We began the day with an attack from our resident Leprachaun O'Reily; he wreaked havoc on our house: knocking over chairs, spreading Lucky Charms all over the table, and leaving us a green urine treat in the kids' bathroom.  As a way to apologize and in an attempt to rectify his wrongdoing, he left the family a note, some of his magic powder, and instructions on what to do.  We decided that since we didn't have a bowl with a lid that fit on tight enough, we would just stir it; I'm also glad that the kids also overlooked the fact that I Leprachaun O'Reily forgot to change class to family, oops! 


(Braden just noticed the pistachios; I told him that was the Leprachaun's magic.)

Once the "magic powder" was thoroughly mixed and chilling in the fridge, we moved to the next thing on our festivity to do list, scavenger hunt.





So what was the prize waiting for them at the end of this Scavenger Hunt?

Binoculars!!!!!! 
I thought this would be much better than candy, and I think the kids agreed with me; they had me rip open the packages immediately, so they could go outside and take them on a test run.



After the test run, we decided to go inside and see how the "Magic Powder" tasted. 

Following our magical treat, we decided it was probably time to get dressed for the day, so we could move on to our next activity, Skittles Math!



During our Skittles Math activity, Colton kept trying to pilfer skittles from everyone, so we decided it was time to take a small break and snack on our




The kids absolutely loved them, but I have to say they are a BEAST to make, especially when you have a hoodlum like this stealing your batter that you desperately need!

After devouring our cupcakes, we decided it would be a shame not to share one with Rich, so we all loaded up in the van and headed to Georgia Pacific to share some rainbow deliciousness.  Once back home, the cuties played outside, while I prepared our lunch: sandwiches with clover cut outs, apple juice "green" juice boxes, and our Fruit Rainbow.
 Before ending our festivities and dining on our St. Patrick's Day lunch, we decided to do a little experiment.  Did you know that if you take a glass of water and drop in a few Skittles that the S on the Skittles will float to the top?  It's true, we tested the theory today.  The S is white edible paint and does not dissolve, there you have it, a random fact for the day. 


Speaking of facts, it is a fact that the cuties and I had a lot of fun, and it is also a fact that I will remind myself of that when I look at my friends' pictures of the parade we missed!  There is always next year, but for this year, it was nice staying home and just having fun together!

Sunday, March 13, 2011

What a Horrible Way to Go!!!!!!!

My vivacious, creative, and extremely imaginative three year old had great tragedy strike in her life this week.
I became aware of her plight during lunch this past week.  We were having a leisurely lunch discussing our day so far and what would  be upcoming, when Emma looked at me and broke the horrible news, "All my children except one (then pointed to Colton) and my husband died."  "Oh, that's awful; I'm so sorry to hear that!  How did they die?", I replied.  Emma explained, "They died of diarrhea; they drank too much apple juice."  Trying to be sympathetic of the predicament she had suddenly found herself in, I suppressed the laughter that was fighting valiantly to surface, and simply said, "That must be really hard on you."  She went on to expound on the situation, "My children miss their mother, but at least they are with their father; I will see them again one day."  Seeing she still had my rapt attention (this was good stuff, can't make this stuff up, good stuff), she continued, "Their grandmama gave them the apple juice; everyone drank some except my son (again pointing to Colton) and I.  They were all outside drinking their apple juice, and when I came back they were all gone!"  This last portion of her story was said with great dramatic effect I must add!  I then went on to tell her how proud I was of her strength and perseverance during such a hard and difficult time.  Emma simply smiled and then quickly began to tell me about her remaining child (Colton), whom she referred to as sweetie.  As I listened to her tell me about the many wonderful attributes of her son, I thought about what an unbelieveable imagination she possesses, and as I replayed her story of strife and loss, I thought
'What a horrible way to go!'

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Not Quite the Look I was Going For

A little over a week ago, Emma, Colton, and I went to Brooke's school to help her celebrate at her Kindergarten Fall Festival; we were there for almost three hours (yes, I am a little nuts).  I of course, like usual, took a zillion pictures in an effort to capture every moment and memory.  I guess I should point out, that we also ate lunch with Brooke on this fun filled day; in between bites of our catfish nuggets (actually not as gross as they sound, but won't be adding to our menu at home), I snapped some pictures.  At one point, I turned the camera towards Emma and instructed her to smile, and this is what she gave me. 

First this,
then this,
and finally this
This was not quite the look I was going for, but hey, after looking at these pictures, you don't doubt that Emma is full of personality!  There is no one quite like our sweet, crazy Emma, and we like it that way!

Did you know...

...that you can not even go brush your teeth for two minutes as a mother?  That is, not if you have a soon to be two year old boy in your house, and that soon to be two year old is alllllllll boy!  I learned that lesson this past week, when I left the living room to go brush my teeth, keep in mind I was only gone for about two minutes, and came back to this scene. 

My first clue that something was up was when I came back, and Colton was not where I had left him; that my friends is never a good sign! By the way, if you can't tell, that is powdered sugar and butter that Colton is happily using in his covert operation to drive me crazy!  He just better be glad he is adorable!

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

If you don't know the words, make up your own!

As Rich will tell you, if I don't know the words to a song or simply can't remember the correct ones, I just make up my own.  It seems that I have passed along this habit to my children, as evidenced by the following story.  

Tonight this cute thing...
belted out this tune.

"...Rain makes corn, corn makes whiskey

Whiskey makes my baby full of frisky!" 
After I stopped laughing, two things came to mind,
 
1) I'm sure glad she has no idea what frisky is, or whiskey, and
2) I think I need to monitor better the songs she hears on the radio. 
 
For tonight though, I sure got a good laugh!


Thursday, October 14, 2010

Colton's New Skill

A few days ago, I looked out the window to see that Colton had acquired a new skill, a skill that made my heart skip a beat.  I yelled for Rich to come look out the window; upon arrival, he calmly looked out the window and said, "Oh, he has been doing that for a while; don't worry, he can handle it."  It's a good thing he is around, because I wanted to rush out and rescue him. 






If I had rescued him though, I would have never gotten to see his sweet face beaming with pride, and Colton would have never learned that he can do hard things!
I could never take that away from him!


This is what you get...

when you raid your firetruck bank, and con your sisters into helping  you have a lemonade stand,

an imaginext batmobile!


Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Mini Vacation to Myrtle Beach

Here are the pictures from our mini vacation we took back at the beginning of July.  We went back to see the blessing of my new beautiful niece Olivia, and stayed for a week of surf and sun; yes, we spent most of our vacation on the beach, just where I wanted to be! There is nothing like going home, especially if your home is Myrtle Beach!


(feel free to close that bothersome superpoke pet, not sure why they are putting that on there now)

The Cutie Patooties